My reaction while listening to ‘Blow’: Did Beyonce refer to her vagina as a pink skittle?
I hope the company that makes Skittles paid her money for that kind of flawless promoting.
Skittles! Taste the rainbow! And Beyonce’s vagina!
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
I’m Pitbull And I Love To Party (Uno Dos Tres Quatro) - Pitbull (feat. Pitbull) [Pitbull Remix]
rihrih always clapping back at these vanilla virgins
laughing so hard at Lady Gaga’s $25,000,000 Artpop promotion escapade vs Beyonce just dropping an album and saying ‘surprise’
I’M SORRY ABOUT ALL THE BEYONCE SPAM GUYS!
BUT I’M NOT.
BECAUSE I RARELY GET TO EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF EXCITEMENT!
BUT I’M NOT SORRY!
YOU FEEL ME?
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never